Zombies!
Stolen from...well, everyone, it's a meme, right?
You're in a mall, and get three things: 1. A weapon, 2. A soundtrack, and 3. A sidekick. Who?
That's easy. 1 weapon? Long bladed boarspear. With a flashlight taped to it. One song? "Dies Irae" so I can sing along. 1 sidekick? Well, for carnage, medical assistance, and general wisecracks, I'd have to say my brother Kurt is the man. Plus, if it's a major weapons system, he can probably use it.
Now, what weapon he takes? There's a question. I will ask him, I'm sure we'll get a good answer.
...in truth, for zombies, I'm rather partial to a well stocked APC, but how do you get those into a mall? WHAT THE HECK AM I DOING IN A MALL ANYWAY? This is a nightmare question anyway you look at it.
You're in a mall, and get three things: 1. A weapon, 2. A soundtrack, and 3. A sidekick. Who?
That's easy. 1 weapon? Long bladed boarspear. With a flashlight taped to it. One song? "Dies Irae" so I can sing along. 1 sidekick? Well, for carnage, medical assistance, and general wisecracks, I'd have to say my brother Kurt is the man. Plus, if it's a major weapons system, he can probably use it.
Now, what weapon he takes? There's a question. I will ask him, I'm sure we'll get a good answer.
...in truth, for zombies, I'm rather partial to a well stocked APC, but how do you get those into a mall? WHAT THE HECK AM I DOING IN A MALL ANYWAY? This is a nightmare question anyway you look at it.