New Year's Resolution

[learnteach]

I'm going to lose a Maria Faul.

At FNW NYE (TLA) I resolved to lose 100 lbs. Yesterday, while partaking of the Dwarf Dinner (MALT BEER AND ROASTED MEAT!) I realized that Maria is Less than 100 pds. So I'll lose a Maria.

I hope she doesn't get pregnant soon...

Comments

[klwilliams.livejournal.com]

I want to lose the equivalent of my stepmother. Mine weighs 80 pounds.