Self Amusement

[learnteach]

Gakked from CVirtue, fine purveyour of Veggie Porn and Creator of Modern Medieval thangs:


Please post a comment with a Completely Made Up and Fictional memory of you and me. It can be anything you want — good or bad — but it has to be fake.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog so you can be amused, also.

Note: It's unshielded, so don't put any memory in that you wouldn't be willing to discuss drunkenly at a party. Including a West-An Tir beer bash...

Comments

[lifeofglamour.livejournal.com]

All this reminds me of that one time when we were working together at that big accounting firm back in the early '80s, cooking the books and making it all look legit (god, remember all the coke we used to get through?) and one morning in April (or was it May?) the boss came in and was like, "Learnteach, you've been promoted to SVP" and you were all, "Fuck you and this soul-leeching company! I'm sick of defrauding the people of this great country to line some CEOs pockets! I quit! And I'm taking g0atface with me!"
And I was like, "Um, I kinda like my job here, maybe you could quit without dragging me into it?"
And then the boss (what was his name...Jim or something?) was like, "Oh, screw it then, you're right. Roll me up a fattie and we'll just forget this ever happened."

Man, those were the days. I still get email from Jim now and then, he's living in Nebraska selling tractors or farm equipment or something.