InconCIEVable.

"I do not think he knows what that word means."

I can't perceive, conceive, or accept my current weight. So I signed up to win an iPAD.

Well, at least to lose an iPAD. Fit Body Bootcamp, which is energizing the south bay TeacherBards, have I joined.
Food: pretty standard Body for Life, I'm over on Myfitnesspal.com as johnrschmidt if you want to see how I'm doing.
Exercise: instructor led circuit training M-Th AM before work. I feel energized!
Goal: WIN THE iPAD! If you see me not eating right, remind me, WIN THE iPAD!

(It's a competition they have.)

Excelsior!