Wow.

Stealing lemons from the tree, then stopping to go back and get some more while I'm sitting in the car right there...then suddenly having no english when I get out of the car, and running away--c'mon, I know you, I've seen the dog, it's not like you don't live in the neighborhood.

Time to put up lights, get the camera going again, and get a No Trespassing sign in Chinese.