Today's Joy
Feb. 9th, 2011 01:43 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
learnteachIn the class on population dynamics, relating the personal to the abstract:
Student one: "Why the hell do you ask us these questions? What the fuck has this got to do with anything?"
Me: "Please watch your language, and it's a class on population dynamics."
Student: "What the hell is wrong with my language and why do you hate me so?"
that's a sure win
Student two: "The homework was coloring? You never taught us to color!"
Student three (sick of the discipline): "YOu ever go to kindergarten or anything like that?"
Student four: "This poster is tagged, may I take it?" Teacher: "YEs, please." Student in back of room "Don't take that!" (tagged with HIGHLY inappropriate writing, calling another student a loose woman in more graphic language.) Good give away, yah?
This is amazingly exhausting.
Student one: "Why the hell do you ask us these questions? What the fuck has this got to do with anything?"
Me: "Please watch your language, and it's a class on population dynamics."
Student: "What the hell is wrong with my language and why do you hate me so?"
that's a sure win
Student two: "The homework was coloring? You never taught us to color!"
Student three (sick of the discipline): "YOu ever go to kindergarten or anything like that?"
Student four: "This poster is tagged, may I take it?" Teacher: "YEs, please." Student in back of room "Don't take that!" (tagged with HIGHLY inappropriate writing, calling another student a loose woman in more graphic language.) Good give away, yah?
This is amazingly exhausting.
