The silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload
And nobody's gonna go to school today
She's gonna make them stay at home
And daddy doesn't understand it
He always said she was good as gold
And he can see no reason
'cause there are no reasons
What reasons do you need to be sho-o-o-o-own

Tell me why
I don't like Mondays
Tell me why
I don't like Mondays
I don't like
I don't like
I don't like Mondays
Tell me why
I don't like Mondays
I want to shoo-o-o-o-o-ot
The whole day down
Down down
Shoot it all -- down

Ahh-ee-ahh-ah
Ahh-ee-ahh-ah-mm

And the playing's stopped in the playground now
She wants to play with her toys awhile
And school's out early and soon we'll be learning
That the lesson today is how -- to -- die
And then the bullhorn cackles
And the captain tackles
With the problems and the how's and why's
And he can see no reason
'Cause there are no reason
What reason do you need to die
Die -- oh oh oh

Tell me why
I don't like Mondays
Tell me why
I don't like Mondays
I don't like
I don't like
I don't like Mondays
Tell me why
I don't like Mondays
Tell me why
I don't like Mondays
I don't like
I don't like
I don't like Mondays

Ooh-mm
I don't like Mondays
No
I want to shoo-o-o-o-o-ot
The whole -- day -- down
Whole day
Whole day
The whole day --- down