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Swanky party soon.

The Maf: topshelf British Gin, british tonic, on slurry ice, drunk under a black light. Garnish?
The Mad Duchess (Cyneswith): Mad Bitch with a vodka (pepper?) chaser. Mad Bitch being a belgian beer.
The Vytas: Tall, blonde, etc. Lithuanian beer in a tall slender glass, drunk from a woman's cleavage.
The TGT: (Totally Gillian Treynowith) vanilla vodka x2 kalua bailie's and two coffee beans. Slightly dark, sweet, and gets the job DONE. You'll be heard throughout the party when you start laughing.
The Ascelin: Don't know, but at LEAST 5 people will be drinking it.

I need a drink called Jesus to carry around.
http://www.1001cocktails.com/recipes/cocktails/recipe_cocktail.php?recette_cocktail=107963&recipe=whop+me+down+sweet+jesus
um...

http://www.1001cocktails.com/recipes/cocktails/recipe_cocktail.php?recette_cocktail=300606&recipe=flaming+blue+jesus

Um.

Need to think up more of these. Actually, they just show up in my brain, dang it.

The Keilyn: Real Ale, brewed in america, drunk on either side of the pond.

Mother Teresa: Diet 7up--they can't drink yet.

Maestra Teresa: Diet 7up with a twist--neither can she, really.

The Pez: vodka (iced) with two pez garnish. Grab here, here, throw down and ravish--that's what is written on it.

The Adina: Drunk from a Tablero board (all 7, buckwheat!) shots of cinnamon schnapps, iced. Compose poetry afterwards. Use the letter Z a lot.

That's enough. At least for now...