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learnteach) wrote2006-11-03 04:06 pm
learnteach) wrote2006-11-03 04:06 pm
I donI don't care if it rains or it freezus,
Cut from a motorcycle list, and friendcut for your reading enjoyment.
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Date: Fri, 3 Nov 2006 16:43:53 -0500
From: "Ed Gardner" <egardner@cox.net>
To: <wetleather@micapeak.com>
Subject: RE: safety? Security? Perception
Message-ID: <00b501c6ff91$281e1a00$0202fea9@eddell8600>
> A question for you;
> Why -should- you feel safer today than 10, 5, 3 years,
> a year ago.
Ahem
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Date: Fri, 3 Nov 2006 16:43:53 -0500
From: "Ed Gardner" <egardner@cox.net>
To: <wetleather@micapeak.com>
Subject: RE: safety? Security? Perception
Message-ID: <00b501c6ff91$281e1a00$0202fea9@eddell8600>
> A question for you;
> Why -should- you feel safer today than 10, 5, 3 years,
> a year ago.
Ahem
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Cut from a motorcycle list, and friendcut for your reading enjoyment.
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Date: Fri, 3 Nov 2006 16:43:53 -0500
From: "Ed Gardner" <egardner@cox.net>
To: <wetleather@micapeak.com>
Subject: RE: safety? Security? Perception
Message-ID: <00b501c6ff91$281e1a00$0202fea9@eddell8600>
> A question for you;
> Why -should- you feel safer today than 10, 5, 3 years,
> a year ago.
Ahem <clears throat, picks up guitar>
I don't care if it rains or it freezus,
Long as I've got my plastic G. Bush,
Up on the windscreeen of my bikes.
Through all trials and tribulation,
We will trample each rogue nation,
Faster than the rights of gays and dykes.
Glowing bright and irridescent,
You can buy him phospherescent,
Along with Cheney, Rove and Rice,
Glows in the dark, he's pink and pleasant,
Long as your campaign check is present,
Otherwise, Gitmo won't be very nice.
Going 190, fast as Rossi,
I fear no Islamic posse,
Beheading me, to send my butt to hell.
I can cruise Mach 1 or quicker,
Cause I have a "W" sticker,
Homeland Security will treat me very well.
I can arm myself with Ruger,
Protect myself from Freddie Kruger,
Bin Laden will certainly be a cinch.
Guns and ammo right beside me,
Cheney's shooting skills to guide me,
Sitting here on NRA's team bench.
Get yourself this new Madonna,
Perched on a shell of abalone,
If you want your taxes to be low;
Spend like crazy, drunken sailors,
Dress yourself at custom tailors,
Cause corporate donations gonna flow.
When you go to vote on Tuesday,
Remember who is helping yous pay,
For that brand new Bertram yacht.
Vote for those, who cut your taxes,
Saved your butt, and sent you faxes,
Telling you, "We're why you don't get shot".
I don't care if it rains or freezus,
Long as I've got my plastic G. Bush,
Protectin' me in every major way,
>From Korea, from Kadaffi,
>From Iran and cold black coffee,
And Hillary if she decides to play.
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Date: Fri, 3 Nov 2006 16:43:53 -0500
From: "Ed Gardner" <egardner@cox.net>
To: <wetleather@micapeak.com>
Subject: RE: safety? Security? Perception
Message-ID: <00b501c6ff91$281e1a00$0202fea9@eddell8600>
> A question for you;
> Why -should- you feel safer today than 10, 5, 3 years,
> a year ago.
Ahem <clears throat, picks up guitar>
I don't care if it rains or it freezus,
Long as I've got my plastic G. Bush,
Up on the windscreeen of my bikes.
Through all trials and tribulation,
We will trample each rogue nation,
Faster than the rights of gays and dykes.
Glowing bright and irridescent,
You can buy him phospherescent,
Along with Cheney, Rove and Rice,
Glows in the dark, he's pink and pleasant,
Long as your campaign check is present,
Otherwise, Gitmo won't be very nice.
Going 190, fast as Rossi,
I fear no Islamic posse,
Beheading me, to send my butt to hell.
I can cruise Mach 1 or quicker,
Cause I have a "W" sticker,
Homeland Security will treat me very well.
I can arm myself with Ruger,
Protect myself from Freddie Kruger,
Bin Laden will certainly be a cinch.
Guns and ammo right beside me,
Cheney's shooting skills to guide me,
Sitting here on NRA's team bench.
Get yourself this new Madonna,
Perched on a shell of abalone,
If you want your taxes to be low;
Spend like crazy, drunken sailors,
Dress yourself at custom tailors,
Cause corporate donations gonna flow.
When you go to vote on Tuesday,
Remember who is helping yous pay,
For that brand new Bertram yacht.
Vote for those, who cut your taxes,
Saved your butt, and sent you faxes,
Telling you, "We're why you don't get shot".
I don't care if it rains or freezus,
Long as I've got my plastic G. Bush,
Protectin' me in every major way,
>From Korea, from Kadaffi,
>From Iran and cold black coffee,
And Hillary if she decides to play.
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