Today we made gunpowder and smoke bombs in the classroom.

[learnteach]

And yesterday they dissected fetal pigs in the Biology class. There's only one way in or out through the chain fence, and it's locked. My food cache here is worth a week for me, and I've got enough gunpowder and glassware to make about 5 lbs of smokebombs and gunpowder. Oh, and the students brought in 4 cans of butane for the spud gun; we've got enough.

The students seem smarter, today, somehow...

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Since I won't be teaching again,

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AND there is no violence and nothing but actual truth in that post (seriously--the final chem project is to make gunpowder and smoke bombs, we have made a spud gun and a student DID give me 4 cans of butane for my birthday AND we can make it fire with Axe spray, anyway) and now the campus is locked down and I'm the only one here...

No, really, all the truth.