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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Tuesday I hit

psychic_frog in the head but it was light so I had to do it again. (-10 points). In May I bought food porn for

madbaker but he already had made it, corrected the recipe, posted it as a resolution, accidently mentioned it in front of a cow-orker, and shared it with the neighbors, so it bored him. (-10 points). Last week I tried to give

eonathorhalla a wet willie, but she knows me and just laughed at me, causing 2 men to spill their drinks. She's good that way. (-5 points). In July I committed genocide...as an Engineering class project. We made the TV, luckily they didn't focus on the little figures on the aquaducts. Sorry about that,

riolent (-5000 points). In June I gave

thread_walker a life-saving caffiene transfusion but I haven't taught any classes for her, so that's cancelled out. (50 points).

Overall, I've been large (-4975 points). For Christmas I deserve a fresh grapefruit!

Sincerely,
Learnteach