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1. Yep, the previous roommate had a cat. Yes, it must have been hot in all that fur in this room. Goodbye.

2. No, I don't love Clinton, I'm not a "Democrat", I just hate watching Oil Money Idiots ruin the country. No, I don't think the countries run for the benefit of Israel, and that the rich do it for Israel. No, I don't care to discuss it. In fact, I won't.

3. Yes, K is not responding to your phone calls. He's probably busy. He works a lot. No, really, a lot.

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Really, guys, I let this out on LJ so that I don't yell at an old deaf man who has all his money tied up in a worthless house, and no place of his own to live. But herein I present my rules for a happy life, taken from examples around me:

1. DON'T GIVE UP PLAYING. Sillyness is a virtue. And laughter is the best medicine.
1.1 Roll around on the ground some, it's good for you.
1.2 Babies punch buttons to find out what they do. Why not? As long as you know where the off switch is, you'll do fine.
1.3 Don't play mean games on people. Play fun games with people!

2. YOU WANT TO MOVE IT MOVE IT!
2.1 You may not have a Maurice available later.
2.2 It's fun. See number 1.
2.3 And a horde of ills are scared off.

3. YOUR BRAIN WANTS TO MOVE IT MOVE IT TOO!
3.1 If people don't want to discuss your ideas, ask them about theirs.
3.2

4. PHYSICAL POSSESSIONS DO NOT CONFER SPIRITUAL BENEFITS.

....oops, back to conversation.