Star Trek *spoilers*

[learnteach]

You have been warned!


James Tiberius Kirk...man, you gotta learn how to pick better fights, what is it, Napoleon complex? Fight with stepdad, fight in bar, fight with Romulans, fight on deck, saved by Pike, by Sulu, by...well, you lose the fights but win the war.

And that green chick? Totally hot!

Spock I for the win!

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And the cave! the cave!

[gizbot.livejournal.com]

... Kirk drops onto random moon, runs randomly, finds major character. They trek to nearest Federation Outpost. Finds major character. Suddenly realizes cave is the dreaded "CAVE OF INCREDIBLE COINCIDENCE!"

Reboot

[metageek.livejournal.com]

It was a good movie. But, once I figured out what they were doing, I started hoping they'd make it didn't happen. They just threw out their entire canon (except for Enterprise). I'm still boggled.

And Nero's Disproportionate Response reminds me of an old What's New panel. "But did you have to blow up the entire planet?" "Well, it was easier than finding the one guy who sold me this lousy watch."

On the other hand, apparently this new continuity includes starships that carry more than two shuttles apiece; that's a definite improvement.