I Never meme

[learnteach]

I Never X (and if it's not an X, it's happened in there.)

I Never...

(_) have been drunk
( ) have smoked pot
(_) have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) have kissed a member of the same sex
(X) crashed a friend's car
( ) have been to Japan
(_) rode in a taxi
(X) had anal sex
(_) have been in love
(_) had sex
( ) have had sex in public
(_) have been dumped
(_) shoplifted
(_) have been fired
( ) have been in a fistfight
(_) had a threesome
(_) snuck out of my parents' house
(_) have been tied up (sexually)
( ) have been caught masturbating
(_) pissed on myself
(X) had sex with a member of the same sex
( ) have been arrested
(X) made out with a stranger
(_) stole something from my job (if office supplies count.)
(X) celebrated New Year's in Times Square
(_) went on a blind date
(_) lied to a friend
(_) had a crush on a teacher
(X) celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
( ) have been to Europe
(_) skipped school
(_) slept with a co-worker
( ) cut myself on purpose
( ) had sex at the office
(X) been married
(X) been divorced
(X) had children
(X) been fisted and/or fisted anyone
( ) thrown up in a bar
(X) purposely set a part of myself on fire
(X) jerked off on cam
(_) purchased a sex toy
( ) intentionally hurt another person
( ) punched a Lesbian
( ) smoked a Cigarette
(X) been bungee jumping
(_) tasted my own sexual fluids
( ) had sex in a car
(_) read porn
(_) had sex with more than one person within the same week
(X) have posed nude
(X) got someone drunk just to have sex with them
(_) cheated on my significant other
(X) had sex with my boss
(X) eaten snake meat
(X) jumped out of an airplane
(_) have been to a nudist event
(_) have voted
( ) have appeared on a television show
( ) had a permanent residence outside of the state/province I was born in
(_) have displayed my LJ Friends Of list
(_) had sex in a hot tub/whirlpool
(_) played Dungeons & Dragons
(X) been involved in a foursome
(_) ridden an elephant
( ) played golf
(_) had a threesome where the other people were of the opposite sex (from me)
( ) Done illegal drugs of any kind.
(X) Had a member of the same sex in a 'primary' type relationship.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I Never X (and if it's not an X, it's happened in there.)

I Never...

(_) have been drunk
(_) have smoked pot
(_) have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) have kissed a member of the same sex
(X) crashed a friend's car
(_) have been to Japan
(_) rode in a taxi
(_) had anal sex
(_) have been in love
(_) had sex
(_) have had sex in public
(_) have been dumped
(_) shoplifted
(_) have been fired
(_) have been in a fistfight
(_) had a threesome
(_) snuck out of my parents' house
(_) have been tied up (sexually)
(_) have been caught masturbating
(_) pissed on myself
(_) had sex with a member of the same sex
(X) have been arrested
(_) made out with a stranger
(_) stole something from my job (if office supplies count.)
(X) celebrated New Year's in Times Square
(_) went on a blind date
(_) lied to a friend
(_) had a crush on a teacher
(X) celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
( ) have been to Europe
(_) skipped school
(X) slept with a co-worker
(_) cut myself on purpose
(_) had sex at the office
(X) been married
(X) been divorced
(X) had children
(_) been fisted and/or fisted anyone
(X) thrown up in a bar
(X) purposely set a part of myself on fire
(X) jerked off on cam
(_) purchased a sex toy
(_) intentionally hurt another person
(X) punched a Lesbian
(_) smoked a Cigarette
(_) been bungee jumping
(_) tasted my own sexual fluids
(_) had sex in a car
(_) read porn
(_) had sex with more than one person within the same week
(_) have posed nude
(X) got someone drunk just to have sex with them
(_) cheated on my significant other
(X) had sex with my boss
(_) eaten snake meat
(X) jumped out of an airplane
(_) have been to a nudist event
(_) have voted
(_) have appeared on a television show
(_) had a permanent residence outside of the state/province I was born in
(_) have displayed my LJ Friends Of list
(_) had sex in a hot tub/whirlpool
(_) played Dungeons & Dragons
(_) been involved in a foursome
(_) ridden an elephant
(_) played golf
(_) had a threesome where the other people were of the opposite sex (from me)
(_) Done illegal drugs of any kind.
(_) Had a member of the same sex in a 'primary' type relationship.

[cvirtue.livejournal.com]

Apparently, the Purity Test is too passe for LJ....

Must comment...

[callistotoni.livejournal.com]

This is a really weird and incomprehensible list of things, IMHO.

OK, I have to raise the banner of the Suzy Bright Fan Club sex-positive SF Bay Area native and object to what is implied by including various pretty-much-mainstream-by-now-sex-stuff with crashing a friends car, shoplifting, and illegal drugs. This whole thing strikes me as disturbingly Puritan--"Ooooh, bondage and anal sex and non-straight relationships are so *baaad*." Give me a break.

Yup, I'm bi, pagan, poly, and I vote :-) .

Re: Must comment...

[cvirtue.livejournal.com]

This is a really weird and incomprehensible list of things

No argument. And it seems to exist in different versions. However, I'm not so sure about the anti-sex thing, because it also has questions like "have you voted" and "do you golf" which are postive-to-neutral.

It is fairly prurient, though. If I were to write such a thing, it would be less concerned with little fiddly details, and have questions more like "Have you ever had a transcendent sexual experience" and suchlike. More meaningful to understanding a friend than which way the bump-and-grind goes.