de PLANZ!

[learnteach]

1. North, to Alaska. Via the Penguin Crusade. On a Motorcycle.
2. Get a new roommate. NWNA! (No Waifs Need Apply. Yep, I'll find them on my own.)
3. Bruschetta/salsa/gourds in the garden this year.
4. See the relatives.
5. Europe. With WeasleGirl and Nikewoman, and no, that's not names they've ever heard.
6. Pennsic, then Burning Man.

At least 3 of 6 of these this year.

Comments

[noressa.livejournal.com]

Garden is the easy part. As is the relatives, unless you're going on trips for that one... Yay plans!

(Maybe I'm a bit too much in favor of plans, but they give me so much to look forward too!)

[whumpdotcom.livejournal.com]

Oh great, now I have this image of a zombie-like army of waifs lurching towards your door, rental applications clutched in their small, yet perfect hands. Worse yet, they are singing "Ironic" in unison.

[xthread.livejournal.com]

That wouldn't be nearly so disconcerting if I hadn't had really weird zombie dreams last night.

[whumpdotcom.livejournal.com]

Brains are high in protein and fat, so what would a Kate Moss zombie eat?

[selkiediver.livejournal.com]

A Kate Moss zombie would come complete with eating disorder, so either she wouldn't eat or she would binge and purge.

Ow, my brain hurts!

[cynthia1960.livejournal.com]

I blame all of you for some really scary imagery of fashionista waify zombie grrls too posh to get down and dirty in the graveyard.

Waif zombie trails...

[riolent.livejournal.com]

Eeeewww! Leaving a trail of oh-so-polished and manicured fingernails and toes in their wake

Re: Waif zombie trails...

[learnteach.livejournal.com]

ALL WE ARE SAYING
IS GIVE BRAINS A CHANCE.

[selkiediver.livejournal.com]

Did BC fall out of the plans? Or are those part of the Alaska plans? Mmmm. Brushetta. I'm coming over to your garden. (: Nah. Mine will get jealous. I better do some more planting. (:

Whatever you decide to do, which ever plans you decide on, have fun!

[cynthia1960.livejournal.com]

Waifs are only useful if you want to bench press them.

[selkiediver.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't they be a little light for learnteach? He might have to use 2 or 3 waifs for a good bench press workout.

[cynthia1960.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you're probably right. Of course, if he's fortunate enough to find a woman of substance (non-waif!), he can get an even better workout with just one.

[whumpdotcom.livejournal.com]

I would propose bench pressing waifs as a subject for FARK, but that would be wrong.

[riolent.livejournal.com]

You're growing bruscetta? How does that work? Are you growing the garlic, olive oil, tomatos, basil, oregano and bread separately? Or has someone come up with a tree which grows them all?

[whumpdotcom.livejournal.com]

A bruscetta tree sounds like something out of a John Kessel short story...

[selkiediver.livejournal.com]

Would waifs eat the bruscetta that came off a single tree? Is it somehow less fattening?

[vew.livejournal.com]

Do IT
Deleligate
Drop IT