de PLANZ!

[learnteach]

1. North, to Alaska. Via the Penguin Crusade. On a Motorcycle.
2. Get a new roommate. NWNA! (No Waifs Need Apply. Yep, I'll find them on my own.)
3. Bruschetta/salsa/gourds in the garden this year.
4. See the relatives.
5. Europe. With WeasleGirl and Nikewoman, and no, that's not names they've ever heard.
6. Pennsic, then Burning Man.

At least 3 of 6 of these this year.

Comments

[cynthia1960.livejournal.com]

Waifs are only useful if you want to bench press them.

[selkiediver.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't they be a little light for learnteach? He might have to use 2 or 3 waifs for a good bench press workout.

[cynthia1960.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you're probably right. Of course, if he's fortunate enough to find a woman of substance (non-waif!), he can get an even better workout with just one.

[whumpdotcom.livejournal.com]

I would propose bench pressing waifs as a subject for FARK, but that would be wrong.